Belated Valentine Wishes

Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF,
All my base
Are belong to you.

Always read the fine print

Only one faster production auto in the world - and it's electric!

The X1 has a 0-60 time that only one production model car beats - the Bugatti Veyron.

The shocking thing is that the X1 is all electric! The inventor claims they'll be selling a small production run for about $100,000 each.

I want one!

Twist it from pansy to he-man

You can twist the top on this hot sauce to adjust it from mild to super-spicy.

It also comes with pump action.