Thank you, Holy Taco!

I saw it.

I giggled.
I chuckled.
I guffawed.
Tears came to my eyes.

This is why the internet was made.

Maybe there's some other cool crap at HolyTaco. I dunno, I saw this and had to post it immediately.

Which veep sucks least?

The Guardian did an inciteful analysis of the obvious candidates for US VP, for both parties.

excerpts:
Pros: Youthful energy signals a change from old corrupt politics to new corrupt politics;
...

Pros: Least likely to die over the next four to eight years; zeal for castration and exorcism meshes nicely with party's innovative 12th century social policy.

(Yes, I know how to spell insightful.)